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I can't stay up until 3AM to watch Stonehenge apocalypse with the rest of the fandom which makes me sad but I'm going to watch it now and pretend it's almost the same.

I'm gratified that in the first 30 seconds we have a reference to a robot head and also Misha's sexy voice.

Stone Henge just vaporised all those people. Well, that escalated quickly.

Oh, look, he's playing one of those adorable anti-establishment scientists who are the only ones to tell the truth. I hate that character.

I'm so glad it's not aliens but a robot head. Aliens would just be crazy, a robot head makes so much more sense!

Joseph, you crazy, go hang out with Misha. Don't you know there's a robot head involved in all this?

Uh, science babble. Sounds exciting.

Did Doctor Misha just take a black cab from London to Stone Henge? That must have been expensive. He should learn from Cas and take a bus.

I'm glad stonehenge didn't accidentally kill Misha. He's too pretty to die by random stonehenge explosion.


"You don't think this random volcanic eruption on the other side of the world was related?"
"No, because I'm an actual scientist."

I like how Army guy uses the swear word "bloody" randomly to show how british he is.

This science is so much...it's kind of painful. I kind of love sceptic british guy though, not least because he seems to be the only one who's just being English and not horrible overcompensating. More then I love Misha's character right now. Though Misha is prettier. So much prettier.

Oh, stonehenge blew up a helicopter. About time. I wish everyone would talk less and more things would explode.

I have to say, I think exploding Stonehenge is a pretty rational idea right about now. I mean, I don't normally go for the 'blow up national monuments' thing but it is randomly killing people and we don't know how to stop it.

"What were the readings on that?"
"Off the charts."
Thanks there, David. I'm glad we hired you. Stupid PhD students.

I'm still unclear as to why these other people are in detention, Misha has spent so long with his hands tied behind his back, what the robot head has to do with anything or why stonehenge is destroying the world.

I really like this actual English scientist. He's talking sense and everything. It's beautiful.

Is it just me or is Misha's explanation of why this happening "because reasons".

Oh no, Gamma rays! Louden Swain were right about them! I hope this English scientist is somehow secretly Bruce Banner.

OMFG SOLDIER GUY, STOP SHOOTING UP THE DAMN MUSEUM! THESE THINGS HAVE IMPORTANT CULTURAL VALUE. AND, MISHA, STOP HITTING THE GUY WITH THE IMPORTANT ARTIFACT YOU JUST STOLE. YOU NEED THAT TO STOP STONE HENGE DESTROYING THE WORLD!

"I could save everyone or I could save just me. Just me it is! Why?"

"You want me to come live with you and a bunch of lunatics in a pyramid?"
...sounds like a good plan actually. Go for it Misha.

Did...did the pyramids just turn in to volcanoes. I'm pretty sure that's not how they work. Also, why is this one scientist still the only one in charge. Shouldn't someone else have stepped in by now? I still like him best of all.

Misha is so bad at saving the world. Also, I think this crazy guy needs more women in his group for world repopulating. I mean, with a limited number of people you should have a few men and a lot of women as wombs become the limited resource when you're trying to repopulate. Just saying.

I am so disappointed by the general lack of robot heads in this movie. I was lead to believe it would be a feast of robot heads.

Also, why does shooting a door that is sealed electromagnetically cause it to randomly spring open?

"DAMN YOU, JOSEPH!"

Well, Misha's killed a guy. I hope it was worth it. I mean, I'm sure working together they could have got that from him without killing anyone.

"The mechanism is a real device." ...nobody's saying it's not a real device. That doesn't mean it will stop the apocalypse.

David, you ass. I know hiring you was a bad idea. I'm never taking on a PhD student again! How does he even plan to survive. I thought they had to be in the pyramid to survive. What the hell, he just killed everyone! My favourite character! That's it, his finding's being cut and he's responsible for bringing the cake to lab meetings until the end of forever. And no more free lunches!

I'm starting to think there never WAS a robot head on the moon.

Is he seriously not saving the world because he's out of petrol?

DAVID, DID YOU JUST KILL MISHA COLLINS? THAT'S IT, YOU'RE BEING LISTED LAST ON ANY PAPER PUBLISHED FROM YOUR RESEARCH!

OMFG DAVID IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD AREN'T YOU EVEN LISTENING. THIS IS IT. IT'S OVER. WE'RE GIVING YOU DESK SPACE TO SOMEONE ELSE!

So, wait, was Misha dead or not? Why did everyone die? Damn that David!

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